Monday, July 1, 2013

Produser Pukimak Mahu cari untung (the most shit producer)

This been so fucked up post i will write about. Which it'll make you feel am a fucking whore bitch who love to spread the mother fucking vulgar word on internet.

Last week is was the difficult. Believe me, i got just a few bucks to survive around a week?
hell yeah, that's how i can describe how broke am i for about two month in a row.

no, it's 4 month in a row.
shit i feel helpless! it's all about the vgmc scam thing made me i am just load of shit! FUCK VGMC SCAMWHORE!
aku doakan kesialan babi pukimak to those who take my money and belanja anak bini dia makan. The guy name is Zam which is actively doing the new thing call CTFC (cybertrust fx) another scamwhore fucking shit!

I've lost Rm 5k because to believe this shit out. ya, know. i have to pay the bank around six hundred buck while my salary not more than 2k. SHIT LOAD! UKSB an oppressing company! We're fuckin slave cunt work like dog, pay small. SHIT SHIT SHIT!

I have a friend named Ewan, he have a qualification level SPM je sial, now he become a field manager. you know, ada kelayakan SPM, kerja 7-eleven lagi kompeni cina Vincent Tan. he got married, owned a car, live life happily ada masa main futsal and such. Aku ada kelayakan Diploma tapi gaji anak haram tak sampai 2k kerja macam lembu buat story naik orang itu ini tapi shitloads nak berjawatan boleh, tapi tak boleh claim OT and shitloads rule Exec mana boleh claim2. Budak2 degree kat opis ni pun gaji tak sampai tiga K kerja bertahun2 beranak besar semua. SHIT LOADS UKSB! fucked up!

ok, done with those semua keluahan and shitloads. Korang akan dapat pembalasan kat akhirat. walau sesen aku tak redha!

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last week i'm on assignment to kluang (balik hari). My boss's assign me to wawancara one of inmates. tumpang one of his friends yang sekarang ni buka syarikat event entertainment such.
the thing is aku kena naik sekali his motherfucking merz and the shit is he ask me untuk tunggu somewhere dekat toll. Lagi shit, dia suruh balik naik bas damn ass, pickup aku dekat toll, tapi suruh aku balik naik bas ke KL sebab he's heading to south johor! hell mother fucker, macam mana aku nak sampai ke toll lah sial? Bukan ada bas yang boleh hantar aku semula ke toll! Tapi takpe, aku layankan aje sebab itu permintaan bos untuk interview inmates. Cerita ni exclusive sebab tak ada orang lain buat coverage.

so he picked us up at toll. then otw tu we talked almost like a friend. He told me about the business thing and some old stories cuz my boss was he college mates (even a hostel room mates). hey stupid mother fucker, i dont give a fucking care about those stories man! it's fuckin early in a morning (8am). i'm fuckin sleepy but shit is, i have to entertain you mother fucking stories! Shit!
It's almost 3 hrs driving tho! babi mata rabak!

Ok, finally we've reached there. He's wearing his fuckin coat, (a tipical businessman style). then, we enter the prison. M doing my thing, by memantau keadaan sekeliling tapi melayan pulak budak foto yang bajet cute ni. aku rasa nak sepak terajang this kid, suka act cute then konon innocent. ada banyak moment penting yang terlepas menyebabkan aku terasa budak ni pun fucker juga. Nak jugak suruh aku direct! shit loads u die in hell lah budak!

then the interview process is there. lepas tu aku interview KP penjara. then he give a guidelines to what to do, or what not to take. We did it nicely cuma aku menyampah dengan this motherfucking my boss mate ni tadi. Sikit2 puji KP. that's fuckin annoying! aku sendiri tengok KP pun menyampah bila he asking silly question which is aku sendiri pun tak pandai nak pull the joke somthing like that.

sampai petang aku interview inmates, then we are so fuckin clear dengan segala guidelines n such. ada benda dari sana aku kena bawak keluar, dan benda kena ada kelulusan penjara. we did it nicely. Tapi Kp ada cakap sebelum release the exclusive thing, submit all write up and photos to 'em.

No problem, he did not mention it on which date i have to sent but i know m dealing with middle man. So aku hantar kat middle man habis cerita.
Then dalam meetup dengan KP tu pun ada sorang lagi producer yang membawa ke pada sesi ni. The guy named Jibby yang bagi guidelines tadi. the best thing is, he tell me that he want to email me what he want to say.

hell yeah. habis kerja hari tu we're off to bus station and to KL - STRAIGHT! fuck, memang penat tapi aku puas hati pasal keluar pagi balik malam berkhidmat untuk company.

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